Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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