it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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