She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
he was CRYING into my vagina
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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