covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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