Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
His hands were made for my vagina.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I just found a bag of teeth...
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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