so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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