It's like God shit irony all over that family
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
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