Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
