He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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