Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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