Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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