It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Randomize