Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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