i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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