S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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