You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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