Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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