Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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