im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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