Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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