i think my tv is drunk
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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