Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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