i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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