I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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