Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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