just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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