There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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