I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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