i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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