at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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