nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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