did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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