i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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