at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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