if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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