i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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