This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Randomize
