I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
