People in love make me want to vomit
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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