so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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