Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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