I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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