yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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