Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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