Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Princesses don't give blow jobs
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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