apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I love you. Go after that dick
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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