I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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