? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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