I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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