that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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