i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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