That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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