So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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