He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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