Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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