I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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