Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Randomize
