do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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