So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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