how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
